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Jon T's avatar

I thought Adam West was Batman?

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The Chronicler's avatar

😂 might as well be

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David Perlmutter's avatar

He was- in the 1960s.

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Sara Dietz's avatar

Came here to say this 😂

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Scoot's avatar

I definitely thought Adam West being the name of the man who played 1960’s Batman was part of the joke! 😂 HOWEVER this was awesome and perfectly done! Very glad you brought this to life!

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The Man Behind the Screen's avatar

If Adam West as perfect 20/20 vision,

But my doctor's say I have 20/10,

And 20/10 is medically considered superior to 20/20,

Does that make me Superman?

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The Chronicler's avatar

🫡 it must! I’m afraid I don’t make the rules

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Michael S. Atkinson's avatar

For shame: even I know to wipe my feet on the doormat. My daughter practically insists on it. :D

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The Chronicler's avatar

You would’ve made it out of there in one piece! I’m sure Adam would’ve appreciated it

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Joseph L. Wiess's avatar

Side note: I feel like I’ve played a practical joke on myself by choosing the name Adam West. I had no clue that he was already a well-known character from Family Guy.

As well as Futurama, Big Bang Theory, Johny Bravo, Batman, and numerous video games and animations.

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The Chronicler's avatar

I’ll blame a TV-less childhood 😂

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Skyla's avatar

The description of Mr. Adam made me think of The Stanley Parable! This was such a fun read

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Jon T's avatar

Adam West was also a rock band out of DC in the early 00s

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Jeff Kinnard's avatar

This was unexpected and very fun to read! I think you thrive when pushed out of your comfort zone 😁

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The Chronicler's avatar

I'm beginning to think the same thing! I guess next up is a romance series 😂

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Patricia J.L. 👻🧶🖊️'s avatar

That was fun. I suppose we should all thank Scoot for bullying you into it. ;)

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Thomas De Moor's avatar

What happened to the other intruders? I assume they met the same fate.

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The Chronicler's avatar

I’d say so! I’ll leave it up to the reader, but I imagine the entire apartment probably went up in flames by the end of the night

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